Friday, July 25, 2025

The Law of Spontaneous Conversations, Massachusetts Edition

There’s something about me that draws people who want to talk. They can’t wait to tell me their obsessions and life stories. Whether I respond doesn’t matter so much as that I hear them. They don’t realize that, even though I may look like a bald Jewish therapist with a beard—I’m not. But they see me that way.

These encounters typically happen on public transit or places where I can’t easily get away. The topics range from scary to engaging. I once had an elderly woman grab my arm and say, “Help me across the street.” So I did. That charmed me. And I like to help tourists who I can tell are befuddled with a subway map.

Usually I’ll listen because the world is full of lonely people, and if somebody wants to connect for 30 minutes on the train, I’m up for that. You never know where a chat will go, Sometimes we even exchange business cards.

But the conversations can turn ominous. When I lived in a New York suburb and commuted, I once sat across from a man who exuded tension and repressed anger. His mutterings about the 2008 recession and the source of problems in suburban schools signaled that.

I declined to engage and he said in an aggrieved tone, “Well, I see you just want to read your book.” He’d be quiet for a station or two and then he’d start again. I didn’t answer anything about who I was, where I lived, what I do for a living. My great fear was we’d both get off at the same station and then our cars would be parked side by side, and he’d harangue me all the way to the parking lot.

Then there was the time I was on a tour bus in Israel, again reading, when a man across the aisle asks me what time it was, an obvious opening gambit. I told him and he was off and running. He was from Australia, and now was visiting Israel. He ranted about the sign of the beast and the Apocalypse. And I thought, “Whooah, warning, warning.”

Then he asked, “So, sir, what religion are you?”

I wasn’t gonna go there. I told him, “I don’t want to talk about my religion, and I’m going to get back to reading my book.” So that was that.

Sometimes, however, a conversation catches my attention. I’m empathetic and I’ll think, let’s see what connects. You talk to me, I’ll talk to you. My favorites? When men (always men) notice the camera I often carry with me, my trusty Sony A5000, and ask me about it. Bingo! Because I love to talk about cameras and creativity.

Now, I moved to Reading from Katonah, New York, in April. I have noticed how friendly and chatty people in Massachusetts are. Really! From the first minutes after I arrived, as I was unpacking, I was able to talk to my neighbors. They have plenty of time and good guidance on living here. At a condo shareholders meeting, I was charmed to hear three of them chat about their families and number of grandchildren. One invited my partner Naomi and me to see her apartment, which we did.

People here will strike up a conversation; on the street, in a parking lot. Maybe right here tonight! For example, we were in Marblehead a few weeks ago for the art festival. A woman sidled up to us to talk about the weather and the festival. She mentioned she spends part of the year living in Morocco. My flashed, “Alert, alert, she wants to talk about Morocco.” As we wandered Marblehead, I asked for details and she happily provided them.

My favorite story so far happened a few Saturday evenings ago. I was approaching my apartment building and saw a woman get out of her car and head toward the entrance. She tried to open the door but couldn’t.

“I can get you in,” I said.

“I’m looking for the restaurant,” she replied.

“Oh, Post 1917, that’s around the corner. It’s easier for me to walk you there than give you directions.”

In her late 40s or early 50s, she was dressed for a festive social occasion. As we walked over, she put her arm through mine and exclaimed, “Aren’t you the gentleman!”

“I’m happy to help, it’s a little hard to find.”

I opened the door and escorted her inside. Before I could leave, she asked, “Can I get you a drink?”

I didn’t see that coming. With a sheepish smile I politely declined and wished her a great evening. Whatever she had planned, I'm sure she had a memorable Saturday night. 

Too bad I didn’t tell her to subscribe to my YouTube channel! Maybe next time.

Welcome to Massachusetts: Where the natives are friendly and appreciate gentlemanly behavior.

 

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The Law of Spontaneous Conversations, Massachusetts Edition

There’s something about me that draws people who want to talk. They can’t wait to tell me their obsessions and life stories. Whether I respo...